Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Catastrophe in the Frozen Arctic!

Just reported...a wild moose was seen ravaging the sanctuary of Immanuel Baptist Church in Sallisaw, Oklahoma. Uh-oh, the moose on the loose has just fallen, knocking over the Christian flag near the stage area. The professional wildlife officer, Greg Burnsed, who doubles as the church's music minister, has just safely tackled down the beast, bringing an end to the horrific nightmare.

The good news is that the moose seems to be OK and no children were injured. Unfortunately, however, the cross atop the Christian flag was broken off.